Submit your bullshit

I just wanted to take a second to point out that we've had a lot of new users recently. And I want to encourage all of you, especially if you're not a Story Admin to submit content. I regularly check on content submissions, so it won't take forever and a day to get approved.
If you submit good stories, you will be made a story admin and possibly given your own section. There's tons of links to where you can submit content, namely the top left corner where it says "Contribute." This is also a good way to get your "Hot Chick of the Month" or "Dumb Ass of the Month" noticed.