FCC
Would you ever let this douchebag choose who gets a broadcasting license? If you said no, I hope you don't live in the United States, because that's Kevin J.[Jackass] Martin. The chairman of the Federal Communications Commission. I'm gonna get into the FCC in a little bit[they inspired the article] but first let me tell you about this particular Kevin.
One of this pile of shit's more notable "accomplishments" is that he served on the Bush-Cheney election team in Flor·i·da. He went on to become a "special assistant" to President Bush for economic policy[there's more negative things to point out about this group than I could ever possibly find time to write]. In 2001 he was appointed and confirmed[not elected by the people] as a commissioner. In 2005 he was bumped up to Chairman, where he didn't have to be confirmed since he was already on the commission.
I call this piece of art: hopeful.
Let me start off by saying, When I think about the FCC I get a taste in my mouth similar to the taste of drinking gin all night long, trying to eat cereal, puking in that cereal, passing out[in the puke-cereal] and waking up thirteen hours later with some of it in my mouth. Disgusting.
These guys had to make a website explaining to the public how Congress has given them this power and it's not a violation of law, they're that bad. Let me also point out the FCC was created in 1934[when facism was popular].
This tight group of fanatics most recent crusade has been killing VoIP[that's voice over internet protocol]. VoIP companies have been offering amazing and also dirt cheap services to users, this has been kicking tele-giants in the nuts. It's been growing like crazy and it's only getting better with encryption. EVoIP, enough said.
Don't give me that "Well, I have voice privacy on my cellphone.". No, you do not. You have a static option to create a little bit of noise that can be corrected with minimal effort, it's useless.
The only thing that makes me sicker than entities like the FCC are the people that salute them, irresponsible parents. The type of people that are "mature" enough to fuck but can't be bothered by "little things" like supervising their children, so they turn to facist organizations like the FCC to do it for them. I have one gesture for those people.
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