KBS Human Resources

So, I was talking with some of the guys (we don't employ women, they cause too much trouble) from human resources earlier. And he brang it to my attention that the amount of unique visits we recieve is starting to level off. This is bad, we don't get all that many unique hits when compared to some other websites, like the ones that inspired us to create what is now 'Kevin Beard Sucks'.
He suggested we try some new things, the Girl of the Month and Dumb Move of the Month are seeing some results, so we're going to keep that. Actually, we're keeping everything. But I need some serious feedback, from you guys and girls out there, on a couple of ideas.

A) This one I've been mulling around and even mentioned before, a fuckin' pirate radio station. We'd play the music we want to hear all day long with absolutely no fucking talking. We have the website as a medium for vomiting our thoughts anyway.
B) A Counter-Strike server, because nothing makes a community suck more than gamers. Now, I realize I am a gamer myself. Fuck you, gamers come on forums and other places where people communicate and fuck everything up. They're pretentious and fucking retarded, but there's a lot of them. We could use a bunch of gamers to fuck shit up here at KBS.
C) A store, this idea gets my gears going too. We could increase the amounts of hits to the website and rip people off at the same time. They'd be reading our puke and paying us to regergitate more every day. Besides, our mission isn't complete until Kevin finds someone in real life wearing a KevinBeardSucks.com t-shirt. And if we're lucky the guy will have torn the sleeves off.

Anyway, post comments or I'm shutting this shit down. I'm tired of asking for input or feedback and recieving minimal. Get the fuck off your ass and do something, put down the fucking pipe for just one second.