Who the fuck seasoned my fries?
Do you see this shit? this is what my fries look like when I order them from a resturaunt, It looks like the produce man down at the crack shack took a massive defication on a plate of cut potatoes.
When the fuck did this shit start?
A not so long time ago in a galaxy not so far away, people used to make fries without fucking seasoning them. THATS WHAT FUCKING TABLE SALT AND PEPPER ARE FOR
But apparently with the ushering in of the "gender-equal" lovebear huggy shit, people got soft, and that softness weakened their souls. Then people started seasoning fries by default. the 4th sign of the comming apocolypse.
And its not like its a good seasoning either. its that crappy orange salt-lick shit they block up and give to horses. I've tasted less salt in a mouthful of ocean water. fucking a.
This is a massive FUCK YOU to all the salt-seasoners out there, one day, After the emo kids stop crying, every time some hair-netted line cook seasons some fries, a viking will come from the pagan lands and dismember you from the dick up. You fucking fry-seasoning-good-for-nothing-four-flushing-greasy-giant-stinking-sacks-of-shit.
Kevin sucks.