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Its dead, Jim.

Lo. and behold, once a mighty symbol of Transportation power... Now... Nothing more than a heap of scrap metal. The mighty King of lower-middle class, 4door, comfy, sedans. Now... brings me shame to look upon it.

Aye indeed, its true, Its over. The old bird finally threw its Transmission out. and theres nothin' Bengay or Neosporin can do for it.

A premium vehicle like this should go for around $10,000 but, because I love you guys i'll let it go for $9,500 any takers? Everything in it is still good and its only got 175,000 miles on it. better act fast. supplies are way, way limited.

... so if anyone has a bike they'd like to sell me, i'll think about a trade-in perhaps. lol.

Thanks for all the killer memories we had in the Lumina guys. Theres more to be had, but it might not be a Lumina. Gas prices can lick the darkest recesses of my balls. FUCK CORPORATE MARKUPS.