*throws ninja stars* Arrrrr!

See. This is what im talking about.

The world needs more fucking Pirate Ninjas. or Ninja Pirates, however you look at it.

Just LOOK at this guy. Do you know what percentage of complete fucking badass this guy is?

Yeah. You guessed it. 100% bitch.

What would happen if you combined Unicron and Optimus Prime? You'd probly get something pretty goddamn close to a Pinja. err Nirate. One of those.

This motherfucker rapes, pillages, walks the plank all while hiding in the shadows and throwing smoke bombs.

Untouchable.

You cant even fucking step to this guys grill, He'll kill you 400 ft away with poision darts before you even get the first word out of you mouth.

Dont step.