He's Tasty Cid

Today... I beared witness to one of the finest moments of nature, in all of its glory.

Like a light shining off the TV while watching some PBS special about snakes, time slowed down for me, it did. It amazed me. Facinated me. I was hooked.

Seeing the fury unleashed upon Algernon the 5th filled me with such peace and resonate satisfaction that I would come to believe the perfect haiku would have only have 3 syllables

Feed. ing. Day.

For soon Algernon the 6th shall know his destiny. And I shall bear witness, once again.